and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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