I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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