Me too!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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