he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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