fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
