I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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