The brown eye won't let me do that either.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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