I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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