I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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