my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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