I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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