so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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