i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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