When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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