I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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