If i come over, it means nothing
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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