this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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