Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
