Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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