Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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