That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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