why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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