My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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