I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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