Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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