Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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