I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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