Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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