Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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