they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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