you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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