Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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