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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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