how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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