Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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