The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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