Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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