doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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