brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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