What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
