So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
