I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
