Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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