That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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