So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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