chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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