I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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