lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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