Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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