im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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