You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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