She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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