Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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