You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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