didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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