How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
