operation have a gay friend backfired
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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