Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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