did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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