Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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