somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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