That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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